Tuesday, December 23, 2008

wizard's hummus


some recordings made while the snow trapped me in the house. really frightful stuff!email me and i will send you the mp3's!
rapidshare is broke for somereason
thegreener10{{{{{{at}}}}}}}}}gmail.com

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

ohh baby


Portland state holds me in two places this month. the Mk gallery will have a showing of my smells like teen radicals video, and the autzen has a show about humour that i have curated. come see the taxidermyeeed rat, and laugh dammit. we need to laugh. my buddy chase is in it . he fucking rools
he takes photos of scary american shit, but its funny
http://chaseallgood.com/blog/. plenty of people involved of merrit not sure if they are all bloggers. come see it, cry and laugh please
cheeese

Sunday, November 16, 2008

new vid


got a new vid done today. its hot baby!!

Monday, November 10, 2008

performance


This is a quick email to let you know I will be performing in the PNCA Commons tomorrow from 12:30-1:30 pm. I will be serving free Starbucks coffee in celebration of the band Sonic Youth's collaboration with Starbucks. The album created for Starbucks entitled, "Hits Are For Squares" was released in Starbucks stores in June of this year. If you missed the opportunity to pick it up, have no fear. Come by the Commons tomorrow and recieve a free copy and sip some delicious Starbucks coffee. Sincerely-Matthew Green

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

its been awhile


but a new zine is starting today
should be done and available in a few days

Saturday, October 25, 2008

the new band


starts tonite at 8pm.
should be weird.
a new breed?
history in the making?

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

new axe


got a new axe. bc rich mocking ird. shredder extreme. put yer eye out.
shred eternl

Monday, October 13, 2008

video done


more info coming soon. thanks to chase for the help! vernonia 4 life?

Saturday, October 11, 2008


wild solos for days

Thursday, October 2, 2008

10/02/08

the neighbors have a van
sans logos
moving alot of things around town
mystery cargo

they run a day care
more like a tear factory
from what i can see

hand painted sign
must be word of mouth
lots of babies locked inside that sad house

in and out in and out everyone goes.
30 people must live there
not including ghosts

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

10/01/08

dude my mom bought us sunny d
lets watch the debates
my skateboard has wifi
i am so bummed and high.

where am i gonna go when this eternal method grab is finished?
quiznos and wendys will be done serving riblets

pumpkin milkshakes are here
i feel alive
i smoked so many cigs before class
i gave the dean a high 5
school was boring
but im ready for halloween
in the summer my guitar goes out of tune.
its hard to tap a solo while my mom is checking runes

im gonna hide porn in the snowman
ohh mann it melted.
my winters ruined
my babysitter saw right through it

dude my mom bought us sun chips
lets watch wife swap
my skateboard has 1000 mp3s
i am so bummed and ripped







10/01/08

ohhh my punks got a hole in it
get the black spray paint
grab some dirt from the cupboard
we're gonna be late

dumb it down
dumb dumb it down
what the coolest beer to buy in this bar
put an anarchy sticker on my car

all who wander are not lost
I keep it krusty, black, and mad
grab my sketchbook and write about how im sad
cuz of my stock broker dad

10/01/08

Mystic mama
witch craft focus
sage brush bundle
harry chest romance

celestial midnight
moon creeper axe fight
cliff dweller bean simmer
bone stew appetite

necklace workshop
burnt bead mindset
local tea party
digital headdress

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

9/30/08

when i eat too much hummus it makes me vomit
lets grab the bong and play video games
i dont have time for community basketball
hey yall make the switch to digital

im watching you hippies on closed ciruit tv's
the drum circle has poison in it

ohh my vibe has a hole in it
ohh my tribe has a bone pile in it
ohh the skulls are on the pulpit

modern problems
sad modern doldrums
cant compete with tribal beats
on brown earthern streets

lets make a digital tribe
with monitors and bones to seal a vibe
keyboards help mash grains
cats eat the mouses and get lead solder in their brains

we have to come to an agreement
peyote and processors can mix
put new batteries in all the effects boxes
we are losing the audience rapidly
start soloing

9/30/08

oh silence
morning guitar solos trip me out
the neighbors are runnning a sad house

bark bark bark
three tied dogs bum me out
i miss london's fog
im tired of rolling my own

ive been reading alot, but cant remember it
im sick of it. i miss hate street in the sixties
my life would be more complete with ethnic drums and an incense closet
it would keep me closer to the streets

i fantasize about jesus sandals and total sun energy
boosting my mellanin and keeping the vibes pulsing

i never forget a face. but i try to forget all my bad trips
my cat takes cute quiet sips and provides me with milk tips
one. keep it cool. two watch that date. three chill out
and four. take time to contemplate

my cat gets on my nerves
i cant trust him either
when he drinks and drives he swerves
he is a bad pet. a bad pet
three spanks for him, and a bath to get him wet
sober him up. and make him go to bed
after such huge tripping. i need to rest my head


do you think the dead lose sleep?
that question makes my vibe plummet
it seems impossible to climb happiness' summit.

9/30/08

walk with wasp cops
total dudes on the boulevard screaming"gnar!"
method grab to infinite job hunt
wolf toot. wolf toot on you
wool suit covered in toots
piss on the snare drum
come to the drum circle
my friend triangle has burritos for us
if we believe in the mission style
we can travel with panic for miles.

acid smile
drips into triangle's beard
weird trip
weird trip
pass the bio diesel.
im sick

infinite solos
complete jamage
i need a vegan sandwich
my vibe is fading
fading into a slow tabla drone

i wish i were in a coma
wool shirt covered in salsa
my lifestyle is false
quick truce quick truce
searching for produce
i find my diploma
its covered in peace signs

grabbed all the dudes and we hiked
silent hikers on the precipice.
we had knife fights for days
no winners, we are all losers
meditate on that
meditate on that








Monday, September 29, 2008

RIM RATTLER
BALL BATTLER
SKULL KLATTER
TALL TATTLER
SKIN SHACKLER
BONE RATTLER
WAR BATTLER
TOME SHATTRAH
WRONGTATTLAH
CAGE SHACKLER
RIM RAGER
BALL FAVOR
SKULL WAGER
TALL SAVIOR
SKIN RAISER
STAGE RAGER
PARTY SABRE
WHINE TAZER
FLAVR FAVOR
WIDE WAGER
WISE SAVIOR
MIND SABRE
TIME TAZER

Friday, August 8, 2008

WORK

HELLO!!!

SOME OF MY DIGITAL POEMS WILL BE AVAILABEL TO SEE IN THE REAL WORLD AT IGLOO GALLERY IN PORTLAND OREGON.
THE SHOW IS ENTITLED 'PLAY' AND WILL BE UP FOR THE MONTH OF AUGUST.
SOUND RECORDINGS AND POEMS WILL BE ON DISPLAY. I AMDE ME WITH A ROBOT. GEEZ. NO JOKE. ROBOTS ARE THE FUTURE. IVE BEEN TOLD
LOVE-MATT
MORE INFO HERE

Thursday, July 31, 2008

INFINITE DIGI POEMS

WHALE BONERS RISE!
PEACE IS A COLD SHIP STAINS.
SAIL ROUGHLY LIKE A EPIC DIRT CLOD.
ALL SHARK FIGHTS FIGHT DEAD, STORMY SHARK FIGHTS.
THE REEF ENDURES LIKE A TRIPPY WAVEGENERATOR.

DEATHTRIP, VISIONS, AND DESOLATION.
GEEZ, PEACE!
WHERE IS THE ROUGH SUN SPOT?

MAINLANDS ENDURE!
THE RAINY REEF ROUGHLY GRAPPLES THE SAIL BONES.
NEVER DESIRE A SAIL BONES.
CRAP CRUST, GORGEOUSBURGER!
VISIONS IS A WEIRD SEAGULL.

ALL BREEZE BLASTS COMMAND WEIRD, WEIRD WAVEGENERATORS.
DESOLATION, LIFE, AND FAITH.
OOH, VISIONS!

SEAGULLS WAVE!
TRIPPY, EPIC SHARK FIGHTS ROUGHLY SMASH A DEAD, ROUGH SHIP STAINS.
THE DIRT CLOD WAVES LIKE A STORMY SEAGULL.

WHERE IS THE LIVELY REEF?
THE CLEAR WINDY FEAR MELLOW LIKE VIEWS THE SHARK FIGHT.
DEATHTRIP, DEATHTRIP, AND LOVE.
FAITH IS A STORMY SHIP STAINS.

GEEZ, FAITH!
MOON DREAMSS FALL LIKE LIVELY MAINLANDS.
O, GORGEOUSBURGER!
LOVE IS A STORMY PEACE VISION.

DEATHTRIP IS A HARSH DIRT CLOD.
THE SEASHELL TRAVELS LIKE A ROUGH BROKEN CYCLE.
THE HATCHET FIGHT SAILS LIKE A DEAD DIRT CLOD.
ALL ILLEGAL COFFEEBREAKS GRAPPLE GNARLY, RAINY ILLEGAL COFFEEBREAKS.

WHERE IS THE LIVELY WAVEGENERATOR?
ALL WINDY FEARS SQUEEZ RAINY, COLD BROKEN CYCLES.
THE SMALL PEACE VISION MELLOW LIKE LEADS THE WHALE BONER.
CLEAR, LIVELY ILLEGAL COFFEEBREAKS CALML VIBE LOVE A LIVELY, LIVELY ILLEGAL COFFEEBREAK.

you must

JUMP STURDY

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

the west/ in/out



two new zines done!
"the west". edition of 15. photos of Robert Smithson vamping, shoveling and one sof cowboys Indians and frontiersman. sexy, controversial, rare. 10 bucks shipping included. red pleather cover, black and white 10 pages.

"in/out". edition of 30. photos of metal dudes in full color. rocking so hard, so androgenous, so wild! coupled with personal ads from kerrang magazine from the eighties. mostly lonely 17 longhaired males. tragic, sad, hilarious, and triumphant. grab one before they are gone. 3 bucks postage paid. epicly thick 30 or so pages.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

a poem for eternity

My Favorite Town

Let me tell you about my favorite place. It is called mattville. Everyone there always dresses in sad days, and all the cars and the drunk basement parties are sad days, too.

bright blankets came to do a concert in mattville once, and the band liked it so much they never left. Now every sad relationship night, all the people who live in mattville put on their sugar high, sad days community coats and walk their drunk basement parties to the town square. Then they sit on the grass, listen to bright blankets play lost hope music, and eat burger bites.
No one has to go to school in mattville unless they want to. Of course, everybody wants to because indian vibe and metal hair are two of the teachers. indian vibe teaches stabbed dj and metal hair teaches fist fighting.

One day indian vibe said to metal hair, "Maybe we should take the students on a field trip." "That's a grounded for life idea, indian vibe," said metal hair. "Let's take them to the most fun place we can think of." "But that would be mattville," said indian vibe. "You're right!" metal hair exclaimed. "Call off the field trip! We're already here!"

temporary



my computer will not turn on! it has kicked the bucket i think. two new zines done. plug in/outlet and new future are available now. smallr uns. i will post photos and info on where to grab em soon. for now. enjoy a vision questing youngster.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

sum comics




total bros adventures . drawn on the plane. hatched in the mind

Sunday, July 13, 2008

comics

digital zines. coming soon
burger bash